This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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