Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Randomize
