Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Randomize
