IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There's a naked man in my car right now.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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