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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard

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  I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.

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• (+66): View more from Thailand

  A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown

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• (831): View more from California

  I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"

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• (707): View more from California

  He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  $1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place

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• (661): View more from California

  Are you okay?

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  I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.

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