what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
she told me i tasted like america
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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