I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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