well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I don't deserve a penis
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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