Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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