I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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