SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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