I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize