Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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