I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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