BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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