I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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