Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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