Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Randomize
