my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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