no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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