I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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