I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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