Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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