question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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