i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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