And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
im holly from the hills drunk
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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