I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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