i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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