S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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