I'm laying in your front yard are you home
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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