i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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