So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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