i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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