Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
That was an excessively violent trivia night
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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