I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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