i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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