Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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