everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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