i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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