that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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