Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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