No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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