Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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