How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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