4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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