it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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