I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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