Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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