who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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