I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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