I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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