Kiss
Puke
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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