so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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