every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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