I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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