Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
vagina is talking i cant
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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