A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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