he thought i was a dude.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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