Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We left the knife in your bed.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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